The Beginning/Transcript

[scene ext. to Mystery Mobile where Christopher and Madison are playing Sorry together while the others are reading books, typing on their laptops, and texting their relatives on their phones.]

Christopher: so what mystery do you think will be in store for us now?

Madison: what mystery the only mystery here is how to whoop your ass at this game!

Christopher: oh yeah because I'm not getting my ass whooped because I just won the game!

Madison: what the...?

Hailey: well Steven what mystery do you think it is?

Steven: the only mystery I'm willing to solve is the mystery of your mom's ugly face!

Hailey: You're an asshole!

Steven: well...I... YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

Christopher: she's not an asshole and that's not how you speak around a young lady!

Madison: I've got a distress signal on my laptop!

Christopher: I've got one too!


 * the note says "HELP ME" as everyone heads out to Austin Texas as the scene changes to the Ranch*

Randy: this is a stickup surrender your every belonging ladies and gentlemen!

Christopher: not so fucking fast douchebag!

Randy: what?!

Madison: we've got you surrounded Randy Cunningham!

Randy: no I've got you surrounded Madison!

[the gun gang shows up as a boulder tries crushing Randy]

Christopher: Randy! get out of the way it's coming now!

[Christopher pushes Randy out of the way of the rolling boulder saving his life]

Randy: thanks Christopher what would you say to making amends with one another and helping each other huh?

Christopher: I'd love that very much Randy, as a matter of fact we'll call you if we need help.

Randy: perfect 'cause I'll be the very first to answer any of your calls.

Christopher: awesome I'll keep your phone number with me at all times.

Randy: bye guys!

[Randy and the gun gang leave the scene happily as the episode ends]